“WHY IS THIS NOT ALL IN CAPITALS? DO THESE PEOPLE NOT KNOW HOW TO CONDUCT A SCAM? ”
“You'll all be sorry when I finish faking my photos of me walking my dog back in the 1980's. ”
“By the way, whatever happened to the Bristol Pound? ”
“Strange that a Catholic school should complain about a surfeit of children... ”
“My garden shed is stark and modern. It's pig-ugly, too, so it's in with a chance... ”