“Cue a summer of sit ins from the job shy. ”
“If I had some old tat that was worth even half that, I'd have flogged it too. ”
“I strongly hope that he's not on disability benefit? He sounds perfectly fit to me. ”
“I never thought I'd see the day when the catholic church would turn its back on young children. ”
“The Tories want a mayor. The right wing media want a mayor. What do YOU want? ”
“Cut his wobblies off, see how he likes it. ”
“A brothel where the staff dress up as Looney Tunes characters. Or is that just me..? ”