“Cheering on some nobody running with a oversize fag lighter...Great. ”
“£250 Seems a very high taxi fare...Did the cabbie get charged for ripping the geezer off ? ”
“You are so not very funny/clever Carnival. ”
“To be fair Irons i didnt bring me wellys, so a pitch invasion was out of the question. ”
“Do you want salad with that nasty looking gash ? ”
“Thats because they are not worth talking about Manchestergas.. ”
“Its been a while since i seen Rab C Nesbitts holey vest and then it turns up in Knowle west... ”