“Check the results tables.”

“Why should we in Bristol sell ourselves to you? What have you got to offer, if you wish to sell yourself to us?

http://tinyurl.com/bpe22gw”

“p.s. You could start by learning to begin a sentence always with a capital letter and also for place names. Use of abbreviations are in my opinion quite slovenly. Perhaps we could help you as long as you are prepared to learn, with respect.

http://tinyurl.com/bpe22gw”

“Its rather disappointing and embarrassing that you would blow up on a total stranger. But I'll let it pass cuz am not spoiling for trouble. So i will pretend you dint just blow out on me. By the way, Bristol it is!”

“Semma

Thank you. But the lady request advice.

http://tinyurl.com/bpe22gw”

“You've got me smiling. Nice work!”

“Semma,

I am being serious my dear. For am I a writer, a Bristolian and proud to be so. At the age of 64 II have strived for 41 years now in my trade and I do not charge for lessons as knowledge is free.

My best wishes

Derek.”

“And I need an editor, like all writers.

http://tinyurl.com/bpe22gw”

“If you're thinking of studying at UWE - Don't. It's not so much a university as a degree factory. Just awful, aside from which the campuses are miles out of town and the university is so oversubscribed that any administrative error will take years and years and years to resolve.

That and they only want your tuition fees. Oh and they're hemoraging decent lecturers and replacing them with graduates. It is effectively idiots teaching idiots...

If you can get into Bristol University come here, if you're applying to UWE don't bother. It's a pit.

"Who writ that then?" - fellow student in second year english lit class - lecturer couldn't be bothered to correct her.”

“@bedmobanjo, uve crushed my heart. lol. it actually is UWE. wow. Here i am back on the fence, and i thought i made my way in. lol. wow”

“@bedmobanjo, uve crushed my heart. lol. it actually is UWE. wow. Here i am back on the fence, and i thought i made my way in. lol. wow”

“@Sema, given your current level of literacy I'd recommend a decent primary school, after that feel free to further your educational 'special' needs in Salford.”

“Quote by welliesarmyMonday, February 04 2013, 4:55PM
"@Sema, given your current level of literacy I'd recommend a decent primary school, after that feel free to further your educational 'special' needs in Salford."

To this poster from Derek Rees.

That is just being unpleasant. No need for it. Yes Bassie Bristol abounds with stuck up pompous downright rude posters. I'm sorry if I myself also offended but we don't need to "sell ourselves" to anyone. That was why I took umbrage. My apologies.”

“Actually to be fair it is a hilarious posting.

I thought you meant Saltford outside Barf! (Bath).”

“pps.

In 41 years of toiling at the typewriter and now the lap top I've earnt £5 precisely!”

“@everyone providing no assistance - oh grow up you losers. "Look how eloquent I am." No. You're being wearisome little internet bullies.

@Sema - Yeah sorry UWE is truly dreadful, what were you planning on studying? I've heard nursing campus is actually quite good. Otherwise I'd avoid it at all cost. My opinions might not be totally up-to-date as I went during the blairite "everyone needs a degree" period.”

“"blairite"

Should be "Blairite"

Get it right please.”

“By the way Semma, what subject were you intending to study?”

“@Blessing - You wearisome little internet pedant. I'd take more umbridge at your inane habit but frankly all you can think to retort with is: "You forgot a capital letter" - Sir you are a pedant, a fool and a waste of mine and other peoples' time. Thanks ever so much for providing this young girl with no assistance other than weak mockery of her use of the language. Pedantic little creep.”

“I did ask her what subject she was studying. To help her. Alas you do yourself no favours. By the way I might add that from my experience of UWE students they are quite charming.”

“@Blessing - Sorry I've lost interest. Good luck breaking the tenner mark on paid writing.”

“I'm sorry you've lost interest and therefore will fail to learn the importance of correct grammar and spelling, the foundation stones of learning. In the meantime I wish you and Semma well.

But what was she intending to study? UWE students and staff I find very nice to meet on the buses as they go to College. Nothings perfect, but we can strive and I'm sure so does the teaching staff.

Yes Semma come to Bristol but be prepared to work hard.”