Self-serving lying b'stard to stand for Bristol mayor
A CAFE worker from Staple Hill is changing his name by deed poll again – in readiness for his campaign to be voted Bristol's elected mayor.
Eric Mutch, who changed his name to Zero None Of The Above for the General Election two years' ago will now be known as Mr Corrupt Self-serving Lying B'stard.
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Eric Mutch has changed his name to stand for city mayor Picture: Michael Lloyd
He told the Post: "I decided to stand as soon as the referendum result was known.
"I think a lot of politicians make promises only to break them – being a politician is not a career, it's a vocation.
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"I think my name change makes a statement about how I feel about politicians all over the world."
He said it was outrageous they paid themselves £65,000 a year – the salary of a backbench MP – when the average wage was less than half that much.
He said he came up with his latest new name because many people did not understand the point of the one he used for the general election.
The idea was to give a choice to people who wanted to vote but did not want to give their support to any of the candidates on their ballot paper.
Mr Mutch, 46, who is married with an 18-month-old toddler and works at the Blue Sky Cafe off Broad Street in Staple Hill, said he was not put off by the fact that he only polled 172 votes at the general election.
He said: "I learnt so much from that campaign and I sure I will be able to do better this time."
He said his single manifesto promise was to print a local currency and pay an annual unconditional basic annual income guarantee to every Bristol resident of £10,000 Bristol pounds.
He said: "This annual unconditional basic income guarantee will be paid to all residents of Bristol regardless of whether they are working, non working or retired.
"I will fund the unconditional basic income with a local sales tax on all Bristol pound transactions and there's also the £1 billion funding pot, that now only Bristol can apply for, seeing as were the only city who said yes.
"I will also only accept a wage of the national average of £489 a week – paid in Bristol pounds of course."
The referendum result last week means there will be elections for an elected mayor in Bristol on November 15.




Comments
by soulsurfer999
Tuesday, May 22 2012, 7:55AM
“Banksy for mayor http://tinyurl.com/czhokl6”
by corrupt
Friday, May 18 2012, 6:12PM
“@andy, i respect your opinion, but life is for using and living, as long as im not harming anyone, then ill continue to see life as the playground that it is. i dont want any regrets on my death bed. "you never know what life may bring, so eat your pudding first" ;-)”
by ANDYJRM
Wednesday, May 16 2012, 3:21PM
“I hate stupid "look at me" attention seekers like this. What a terrible front man he would be for Bristol or anywhere else.
About time he grew up, got his head down and concentrated on his job & family rather than playing court jester.
Coco the clown is for the circus not the council.”
by Pwuk_
Monday, May 14 2012, 4:13PM
“I don't live in Bristol and he gets my vote.”
by simon12345678
Thursday, May 10 2012, 8:17PM
“Has he considered standing as a Tory councillor! Got the best name to be a TORY!”
by DennisB2012
Thursday, May 10 2012, 8:08PM
“Lucky (E)P!
With the Mayor election happening, they now don't have to think what they report/publish any more.
Stand by for weeks of wasted column inches reporting anything that moves or says anything about an "Elected Mayor".
Come on (E)P, get some perspective on what journalists should be doing and then do it.....”
by corrupt
Thursday, May 10 2012, 8:08PM
“This one minute you tube video explains it all a bit more, for the one it two who are interested ;-)
http://tinyurl.com/dx2xvss”
by corrupt
Thursday, May 10 2012, 7:09PM
“I currently live 200 metres outside the city of bristol boundary. But I will be moving inside it when the time comes. I only need to be on the voting register by the time I put in my nomination papers, and I will be ;-) as for the £500 I've done it before in the 2010 general election and I will be doing it again. happy to meet and talk with anyone about local currency, basic income guarantee and funding it. Twitter @corrupt_bstard is my contact ;-)”
by stuffit_jam
Thursday, May 10 2012, 6:27PM
“a basic income is a very cool idea - before you dismiss it as looney business you should check it out here:
http://tinyurl.com/4sqdpcx”
by Geordiegraham
Thursday, May 10 2012, 3:09PM
“Who are the biggest fools? Us for reading this and getting excited as the Post seeks any poor news story to sell itself ? Or these joke candidates? Us of course.”