A new pair of lined leather gloves for those frozen fingers? Heated handlebar grips? Or the keys to a new KTM RC8 from Fowlers?

Here's what we'd like to happen:

Call in for luvvy-duvvy big biker breakfast at Harry's Cafe at Fowlers. Egg, bacon, toast, chips and huge dollops of brown sauce, accompanied by a cuppa.Then be whisked into the Somerset countryside and arrive at the Bath and West Showground to visit the Classic Motorcycle Show at Shepton Mallet. Meander around the stalls buying pieces of motorcycle memorabilia. Tickets are £9 for adults on the door. See the website www.classicbikeshows.com.

Finally, ride across the Mendips to The Crown at Churchill for a steak sandwich and a pint of Doombar before returning home to watch Easy Rider on DVD.