Bristol thief tried to smuggle phone between his buttocks
A thief has been sentenced to 14 weeks in jail for attempting to smuggle a mobile phone into Horfield Prison hidden between his buttocks.
Mark Grifiths, of Murray Street, Bedminster, was called before Bristol Magistrates' Court in February for attempted theft and obstructing a police officer.
The 36-year-old has expected to be set free while a pre-sentence report was prepared, the court heard.
But magistrates instead sent him to jail, and the panicking prisoner slipped the phone into his boxer shorts so that he could call his family from behind bars. When Grifiths got to Horfield prison, security guards became suspicious.
Kirsty Allman, prosecuting, said: "He was searched and asked by officers if he had anything on him. He said no, but security officers began to think that he had something in his underwear. He was asked a second and a third time if he had something, and again he said no."
But as Grifiths fumbled with the waistband of his boxer shorts, the phone fell out on to the floor, and he said: "You've got my f*****g phone. Happy?"
Defending, Selena Hunt said that Grifiths' action had been carried out "on the spur of the moment".
She said: "He wasn't expecting a custodial sentence, and said he just slipped the mobile phone into his waistband.
"A more sophisticated person hides it inside a condom and secretes it rather more fully.
"Also there was no charger with it, and there is little value to a phone if you can't charge it up.
"It was a spur-of-the-moment thing and there was no intention to sell the phone, only to contact his partner and girlfriend.
"His family didn't even know about it. There was no sophisticated attempt to conceal it properly, and he had only attended for a pre-sentence report and expected not to go to prison that day."
Sentencing Grifiths to three-and- a-half months in prison, Deputy District Judge William Tate said: "You knew the risk you were taking when you smuggled the phone into prison, as you have been in prison before. It is a serious matter, and the only sentence appropriate is one of immediate imprisonment."
Grifiths, who has two children and is expecting a third, was also sentenced to a further two weeks, to run consecutively, for failing to answer bail in April.







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by Tony, Bath
Thursday, April 16 2009, 9:02PM
“What gave it away was the fact that the phone vibrated when it rang. It was only when he smiled that the game was up.”
by Julian, Forest
Thursday, April 16 2009, 3:57PM
“I for one would certainly be concerned about borrowing a mobile telephone that had been secreted down another persons pants. The risk of bacterial infection is extreemly high and the odour likely to be similar to that found recently in a Bristol court room.
I will be staying in the Forest, where I can borrow a yoghurt pot and a piece of string off my neighbour and use it to communicate without fear of faecal matter!”
by Steve, Bristol
Thursday, April 16 2009, 3:13PM
“..he's not the Apple of the judges eye then -perhaps he should've hid an Eye-Pod!
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Still I guess it proves that he had no intention to 'go' on the 'run', & I doubt it was Pay As You 'Go' either.
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As for the so called
'sophisticated' method - I presume that expert opinion comes from being in the legal profession & having to frequently talk out of one a*se!.
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Phone smuggling is not recommended & as in this case should be firmly 'clamped down' on.
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Right then - whats your 'Ring Tone' suggestions??.......
I'll start with that cl.ass.ic hit - ....Whispering Gr.ass!! ....
(appropriate for prison & this fellas effort to put prison life firmly 'behind' him.)
OK one more from me, how about 'Please Release Me' ..
Now over to you lot lets hear your 'ring' tones...
:)”
by Fred T, Californial
Thursday, April 16 2009, 2:18PM
“Readers are scraping the bottom of the barrel to crack a few cheeky jokes about the bums arrest.”
by Limited Credibility, Bristol
Thursday, April 16 2009, 2:13PM
“Hello... parp... darling, I'm ....toot.... on the.... thrrrp.... train.... ptthhhhh.”
by sam, bristol
Thursday, April 16 2009, 1:47PM
“Mark - A 14 week sentence for smuggling a phone into prison is a bit harsh?!?! Have you any idea how serious the implications are surrounding a phone being smuggled in - arrangement of drugs being brought in; witness harassment; etc. I think this guy is lucky to get only 14 weeks!”
by Vic, Bristol
Thursday, April 16 2009, 1:13PM
“10 out of 10 for effort? What effort is involved in stuffing a mobile down your keks?”
by Mark, Bristol
Thursday, April 16 2009, 12:38PM
“So, he was originally being sent down for 2 weeks, but on searching him and finding the phone they decided to also give him 14 weeks?
bit harsh?”
by ben, bristol
Thursday, April 16 2009, 12:25PM
“Sounds like he has had a bum deal..”
by sarah, Bristol
Thursday, April 16 2009, 11:45AM
“10 out of 10 for effort!”