“You aren't doing you (zero) credibility any good by posting as 'Trevor', Walt!!

(Your illiteracy is the giveaway).”

“Good night last night, Walt? Or did you run out of sugar lumps?

rumour is they both got arrested for fouling in public!!

ps, sorry to the evening post team for spamming the boards with my posts but c,mon some people keep asking for it!!”

“Rob, if you are what George says you are, ie a "peedoh", then you should be ashamed of yourself, you vile person.”

“HAY george is it safe to say you are in a STABLE relationship with your new NAG, i heard she picked you because you are a real STUD when i first heard this i thought this CANTER be true. will she still be running today as they have forecast REIN!!”

“Lol @ Hannah!

But, there's NEIGH truth in it - I'm allergic to horses.”

“Rob, is it lonely in yuor bed-sit?

Is this why you have made up this friend of yours, "hannah"?

Has she started Primary school yet?”

“Your blood pressure must be sky-high, Walter!!! Quick, ring '999'. Knowing the luck you've obviously suffered in your life, it'll be me that turn's up!!! Can't take your 'partner' though. No animals in the back of the wagon. 1), it's the rules, and 2), a horse won't fit. And clear the oats out of your pocket. I don't wan't to have to clean the wagon after you're gone, you horse botherer.

What a Walt!”

“George? you appear to be running out of things to say, and thus have started to repeat yourself again.

ps, why do you keep getting our comments removed? afterall we are only too happy to leave yours up. and how did your girlfriend get on in the 3:15 at doncaster? champagne all round is it?”

“Rob, (the pretend fireman with a bag of sweets) - Why are you posting as Hannah?”

“Rob, with a cheeky smile and a packet of sweets..

Do you deny that you have posted as Stan Fermunder, or even Wholetime (ooe-er missus!) Firefighter?

You bed-sit dweller.”