Church bans gnomes in North Somerset graveyards
GARDEN gnomes have been banned from cemeteries in North Somerset – because church leaders say they do not exist.
Plastic flowers, gnomes and other decorations such as teddy bears, have been deemed inappropriate by the Diocese of Bath and Wells.
The church banned the rosyfaced garden accessories from Wrington and Congresbury cemeteries and will remove any found.
The rule is part of new guidelines issued by the diocese, which regulates churchyards throughout Somerset.
Hollie Richards, 24, has lived in Congresbury her whole life and has two grandparents, an uncle and an aunt buried in St Andrew's Churchyard. She thinks people should be able to lay down whatever tributes at graves they want.
"People should be free to put what they want around the gravestones as it is down to personal preference," she said.
"It helps the grieving process as you can surround the grave of the person you love with possessions that were important to them.
"I am lucky I live so near as I can take fresh flowers, but what about the people who live far away?
"They will have to leave knowing the flowers will deteriorate and will look unsightly after a few days."
The Chancellor of the Diocese, Worshipful Timothy Briden, produced the list of regulations, which also bans items such as fake flowers, teddy bears and plastic containers.
"There is no such thing as a real gnome so why should we have such unnatural creatures in churchyards?" said a diocese spokesman.
"Things such as gnomes and plastic flowers are not permitted because they are aesthetically unattractive and they make it harder to maintain the grounds.
"The historic churchyards are part of Somerset and we want to keep them tidy and safe.
"If people want their loved ones to be buried in one of our churchyards then they have to stick to the rules which are clearly displayed at all churchyards."









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by Pot Kettle Black, Earth
Saturday, November 15 2008, 3:43PM
“timothybride AT lambchambers.co.uk”
by GingerRog, Land of Gnomes, Bristol
Thursday, November 13 2008, 8:41AM
“As home is where the heart is ~ obviously the poor little fellas didn't have a gnome to go to. ;-)”
by Steve, Isle of Gnomes
Wednesday, November 12 2008, 7:28PM
“I went to the Ideal GNOME Exhibition in London are they saying I was dreaming? How IMPudent of them.
Have they not heard of ELFRED the GREAT? King of the elves. They are being very unFAIRY, if you ask me.
And what about the annual elf/pixie/gnome gathering in GHOUL next month?
Support me brothers "Keep SPRITE on, 'til the end of the road"”
by GingerRog to Steve, Land of Gnomes
Wednesday, November 12 2008, 1:56PM
“Robbie Williams believes in angels, doncha know!!
I heard a whisper from a member of the National Elf Service ~ they are now on the vase (case)!!”
by Steve, Isle of Gnomes
Wednesday, November 12 2008, 12:30PM
“I am surprised no one from the National Elf Service hasn't had their say yet.”
by GingerRog, Bristol
Wednesday, November 12 2008, 9:31AM
“Absolutely priceless ~ this story. So we can believe in angels but not in gnomes or pixies. Funniest story I have read this year. :D”
by Justin, Bournemouth
Wednesday, November 12 2008, 9:10AM
“Timothy Briden is obviously a Pixie. Everyone knows Pixies hate Gnomes. Its racism I tell you, pure and simple”
by Justin Smith, Bournemouth
Wednesday, November 12 2008, 9:09AM
“Timothy Briden is obviously a Pixie - everyone know Pixies hate Gnomes. Its racism I tell you, pure and simple.”
by MusicalBristolBloke, Bristol, Airstrip 1, Oceania
Tuesday, November 11 2008, 10:13PM
“More incredible hypocrisy from an institution lacking more and more credibility by the day, you're not allowed to adorn graves with fictitious emblems now apparently, that rules out any religious symbology then...”
by Joe Fogey, Plymouth
Tuesday, November 11 2008, 9:14PM
“That rules angels out, then.”